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Thursday, August 11

Slouching

I'm hard work adverse, which is why Sticky and Obtuse haven't poked their heads out in a couple days. Coming up with ideas isn't too hard. Take a spin around the internet or head to the grocery store and things to poke fun at start begging for attention. But it's hard work from idea to finished. Not oil rig or construction hard work, I mean my ass is fasten firmly in chair, but takes time. And there's only so much time, less when you're lazy like me. To top it off I should be writing, but I'll get stuck in a ditch occasionally. If someone out there would only pay me a comfortable salary for being a professional slouch my life would be complete.

I'd be willing to wear sponsored shirts and hats and you could take as many photos of me eating chips, drinking beer, and flipping through the channels as you'd like. Could be a hit. Conservatives and capitalist types could even use me as a barometer for the degradation of America, see how far we've lapsed type stuff. I come cheap.

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Blogger MoDigli says...

Getting paid to be a slouch would be pretty cool.

On the other hand, did you hear about the woman who got paid thousands of dollars to tattoo somebody's web address to her forehead?!!!

Isn't that CRAZY!???

9:38 AM  
Blogger gone says...

Obtuse has ample forehead space...tattoo that!

10:30 AM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare says...

"Barometer for the Degradation of America". Damn! Wish I'd thought of that first! Sounds like a milliondollar moneymakin idea to me. Had half an ear to the TV the other night - don't even recall what was on - and I thought I heard someone say, "Keep your bone strong." Words to live by. Might have been The Golf Channel. Great cartoons, man. Thanks. Keep up the good goof.

11:27 PM  
Blogger a.m. griffin says...

modigli: i haven't heard about that one. but i'm not sure you could pay me enough to tatoo my forehead.

CBT: he does have a lot of space. he'd say it's is abnormally large brain. it's best just to humor him. but it's a funny idea, now I just have to draw him with a funny slogan. any ideas?

neil: words to live by indeed. kinda sounds ripe for street slangification. we already have "live strong," maybe "bone strong" can be the new hip hop greeting.

5:18 AM  
Anonymous neil says...

If someone will pay you to goof off, I'd love to join that company.

10:35 PM  
Blogger gone says...

He can pimp for Dunkin' Donuts being that he is so circular in appearance. That's my weak comedic suggestion.

6:07 AM  
Blogger MoDigli says...

or maybe he could advertise for that new movie "The 40 year old Virgin", and then he would get into all this trouble about ppl thinking he's 40 AND a virgin.

Or is that just dumb?! :)

3:15 PM  
Blogger gone says...

I think it works! But it would be very temporary because that movie will flop, guaranteed.

7:14 AM  
Blogger a.m. griffin says...

i think it works to... and i like the dunkin donuts idea. obtuse should be the new spokesperson. might appeal to a certain mico-demograhic. fans of badly drawn foul mouthed stick figures.

8:28 PM  
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